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Bath Night

Mon 12 Jul 2010 - 16:45 by LeslieG

A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house
told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts," she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the
woman filled the bath and watched as the girl go...

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Hotel Bill

Sat 3 Jul 2010 - 10:35 by sanshoe

My wife and I were travelling by car from Victoria to Port Macquarie
After almost eleven hours on the road, we were too tired to continue, and decide to take a room. But, we only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When we checked out four hours later, the desk clerk hands us a bill for $350.00.
I explode and demand to know why the charge is so high.
I tell the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 ...

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The future 2029..Australia

Sat 24 Jul 2010 - 11:25 by sanshoe

THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Little India, formerly known as Australia .

White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Australia 's third language.

Kookaburra plague threatens North Western Australia crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take...

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The Ramblings of an idle mind

Tue 20 Jul 2010 - 23:58 by LeslieG

I have kleptomania,
but when it gets bad,
I take something for it.

FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS!
Except that one where you're naked in church.

Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken.

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all ...

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You must become a Monk

Tue 6 Jul 2010 - 19:40 by LeslieG

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound; a sound like no other that he has ever heard. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you because you're not a monk.
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Trouble (This time hopefully the full monty)

Wed 7 Jul 2010 - 16:46 by LeslieG

I dont know what went wrong with the first attempt but it was all there before I signed off........Take Warning Admin heads will roll. lol!

The UK is in DEEP trouble...

The population of this country is

approximately 60 million.

32 million are retired.

That leaves 28 million to do the work..

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Trouble

Tue 6 Jul 2010 - 15:32 by LeslieG