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A man is at the bar one night and decides he should go outside for some fresh air due to the fact that he is extremely drunk. When he tries to stand up he falls on his face so he tries again and falls again. Finally he crawls home and sneeks into bed. In the morning the man's wife wakes him up and says, "you went drinking last night didn't you?" Realizing he was caught the man asks how she knew and the wife responds by saying, "you left your wheelchair at the bar again."
A man is at the bar one night and decides he should go outside for some fresh air due to the fact that he is extremely drunk. When he tries to stand up he falls on his face so he tries again and falls again. Finally he crawls home and sneeks into bed. In the morning the man's wife wakes him up and says, "you went drinking last night didn't you?" Realizing he was caught the man asks how she knew and the wife responds by saying, "you left your wheelchair at the bar again."

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