THE YEAR: 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Little India, formerly known as Australia .

White minorities still trying to have English recognised as Australia 's third language.

Kookaburra plague threatens North Western Australia crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.



Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 100 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Nigeria ...... No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation! England has greeted the new government as the most welcome change since 1066.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally into America, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking. Former President Bill Clinton says he is pleased large Cuban cigars are now more readily available.

George Z. Bush IV says he will run for President of USA in 2036.

Australia Post raises price of stamps to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

After 10-year, $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is thought to be the key to weight loss.

Average weight of an Australian drops to 145 kgs.

Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Vicindia and New South India.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Senate still blocking drilling in Canberra even though petrol is selling for 45,329 Rupees per litre and petrol stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.

Tasmania executes last remaining Greenie.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of professional basketball players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters, and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030 as lethal weapons.

Australian Tax Office sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Southern Asia (formerly Northern Territory ) voters still having trouble with voting machines. It is thought interbreeding is the most likely cause of most of the population having 4 feet and no hands.

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