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Log inSearch Log in Latest topics Statistics We have 26 registered usersThe newest registered user is Rama Our users have posted a total of 2173 messages in 473 subjects Rss feeds        Happy Easter  | The Sermon Wed 17 Mar 2010 - 14:32 by LeslieG 4 Worms Church Sermon! For those of you who missed church on Sunday, here is a recap! Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!! A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil... [ Full reading ] Comments: 0 Wife From Hell Sat 13 Mar 2010 - 18:00 by 4hams WIFE FROM HELL A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating. Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: Now don't be silly, dear you know that this car doesn't have cruise control. As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, can't you please keep your mouth shut for once !! The wife smiles demurely a... [ Full reading ] Comments: 5 "Sotheby’s Auction! " Mon 15 Mar 2010 - 14:14 by zebadee The bidding was proceeding furiously and strong when the Chief Auctioneer suddenly announced “A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing ten thousand dollars. If returned, he will pay a reward of two thousand dollars. There was a moment’s silence in the auction house and from the back of the room came a cry: “Two thousand five hundred” Comments: 0 Computer jokes! Mon 8 Feb 2010 - 15:54 by zebadee Hi  I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the era rite Its rarely ever wrong. I've scent this massage threw it, And I'm shore your pleased too no Its letter prefect in every weigh My checker tolled me sew. Comments: 2 British humour snippets! Sun 14 Mar 2010 - 7:32 by zebadee What is a water otter? A kettle. ------------------------------------------------ What government agency is responsible for finding lost vicars? The Bureau of Missing Parsons. ------------------------------------------------ What is the opposite of woe? Gee-up! ------------------------------------------------ How does a barber cut the moon's hair? Eclipse it. ------------------------------------------------ Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were having a rest in their hotel room when suddenly a tree walked in. "Elm... [ Full reading ] Comments: 0 Highlander - Scottish Potato Crisps Thu 11 Mar 2010 - 14:19 by bubbles19 Well I have seen it all now. I munched on a packet of these today and noticed a logo on the back "San Carlo" - Even for me that does not sound very Scottish. On the left back of the packet they proudly announce "Highlander's original, Scottish crinkle cut crisps........" and on the right back "Made in EU......Milano"  Comments: 4 Mothers day! Sat 13 Mar 2010 - 5:49 by zebadee Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed." She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and prepared the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She pi... [ Full reading ] Comments: 0 DVD-Ranger  Slysoft  | Clock Easter Bunny  GOOGLE ADS Top posters
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