A Harley Girl

A young woman goes
to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on
the inside of her thighs . . . a green spot on the inside of
each.

"They won't wash off, they won't scrape
off and they seem to be getting worse."

The doctor
assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells
her not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days
later, the woman's phone rings. Much to her relief, it's the
doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots.


The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy. There's no
problem. But, I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley
guy?"

The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how
did you know?"
















"Tell him his earrings are not real
gold."

Ha ha, LOL.