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Computer jokes!

Post by zebadee on Mon 8 Feb 2010 - 10:54

Hi Smile
I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long And eye can put the era rite Its rarely ever wrong. I've scent this massage threw it, And I'm shore your pleased too no Its letter prefect in every weigh My checker tolled me sew.

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Re: Computer jokes!

Post by LeslieG on Mon 15 Feb 2010 - 1:05

I loved that one,

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Re: Computer jokes!

Post by zebadee on Mon 15 Mar 2010 - 9:06

If Life Were Like A Computer:

You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel.

You could put your kids in the recycle bin and restore them when you feel like it!

You could improve your appearance by adjusting the display settings.

You could turn off the speakers when life gets too noisy.

You could click on “find” (Ctrl, F) to recover your lost remote control and car keys.

To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!

If you mess up your life, you could always press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!

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Re: Computer jokes!

Post by Vampire Girl on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 19:17

I have a sort of joke, but it's a little dirty.. sort of not knowing how far i can push the envelope... i came up with it on my birthday earlier this year.. Hardware as a Dirty Word... so how far can i push the envelope? No actual dirty words.. just the suggestions.. Twisted Evil

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