Kids say the funniest things.

What's Really Important
One warm summer evening a mother was driving with her three young children. A woman in the convertible in front of them stood up and waved. She was STARK NAKED. As the mother was reeling from shock, the five year old said, "Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"



Ketchup
A mother was struggling to get the ketchup out of the bottle when the phone rang. She asked her four year old daughter to answer it. She heard her daughter say, "Mommy can't come to the phone. She's hitting the bottle."



I Pledge Allegiance
Not quite getting it, the little first grader said, "I led the pigeons to the flag."



The Police
A policeman was taking a vandalism report at an elementary school when he was interrupted by a six year old girl. She looked up and down at his uniform and asked, "Are you a policeman?"

"Yes, I am," he said.

"My mother told me that if I ever needed help I should ask a policeman. Is that right," the girl asked.

"Yes it is," said the policeman.

The girl extended her foot to the policeman and said, "OK, then, would you tie my shoe?"

OK so Kids say the darnedest things? Well you should have heard and seen my little 4yr old son just a month or so ago! Holy cow, if only i had a video camera. I did take pictures when i came to my senses. It was the evening time and we both had just gotten into our PJ's. I was about to put him to bed when i heard him in my bathroom giggling hysterically. I walk in and there is my little boy with my bra on his head looking at himself in the mirror laughing his brains out. Then he put it on his chest and says to me, "Look Mommy I have boobies like you!" OMG! I about peed myself laughing. And where the hell did he get that from???? Oh me oh my... so early. He kissed a girl at preschool a few months ago too, and got into trouble for it! I had to have a talk with him about kissing a girl without her permission and why not to do it in front of his classmates in as simple a way as i could. Geeeeezzzzz. I guess at least I know he likes girls.

When my youngest (of three) was 4 years old. I caught him crawling under the pews in church. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he was looking up "pretty girls and mom's dresses". He said they think he is too cute to be looking up their dresses. I about died right there in church...from embarrassment. He's 8 now and he is too big to crawl under church pews...but I'm sure he is still wanting to.

SavageNFS wrote:When my youngest (of three) was 4 years old. I caught him crawling under the pews in church. When I asked him what he was doing, he said he was looking up "pretty girls and mom's dresses". He said they think he is too cute to be looking up their dresses. I about died right there in church...from embarrassment. He's 8 now and he is too big to crawl under church pews...but I'm sure he is still wanting to.

hahahahaha... so did the apple fall far from that tree?

SavageNFS wrote:

Hahahaha didn't think so!

I admit nothing...I'm too tall and old to be crawling under pews!

well then guilty by association!