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Mother-in-law & the 3 wishes

Post by zebadee on Sat 27 Mar 2010 - 10:51

A man who hated his mother-in-law got three wishes from a genie.
Genie: "Whatever you wish for, your mother-in-law gets DOUBLE."
First wish: "I would like one billion dollars."
Genie: "Ok but mom get's two billion."
Second wish: "I would like an island off the coast of Greece."
Genie: "OK but mom get's two islands."
Third wish: " I would like you to beat me half to death."

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Re: Mother-in-law & the 3 wishes

Post by SithTracy on Sat 27 Mar 2010 - 11:56

Saw that one coming, but it was still good.

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Post by Vampire Girl on Sat 27 Mar 2010 - 12:21

half dead vs all the way dead... hahaha.. Twisted Evil He must have been desperate!

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Re: Mother-in-law & the 3 wishes

Post by bubbles19 on Sat 27 Mar 2010 - 21:32

Vampire Girl wrote:half dead vs all the way dead... hahaha.. Twisted Evil He must have been desperate!


Well it was his Mother-in-law lol!

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