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An Aussie joke.

Post by sanshoe on Sun 4 Apr 2010 - 2:46

Aussie stockman’s honeymoon



An Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a nice hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, 'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

The clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied, "Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it."

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Post by Alby on Sun 4 Apr 2010 - 14:04

I must be slow sanshoe. It took me 2 reads...

Goodun !!

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Post by SATRAT on Sun 4 Apr 2010 - 19:59

Alby wrote:I must be slow sanshoe. It took me 2 reads...

Goodun !!


I'm still waiting for Sanshoe to finish the joke is that a typical Aussie joke largegr

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Post by sanshoe on Sun 4 Apr 2010 - 20:35

Yup... what part don't you understand satrat, and I'll try to explain it slowly. Duh! lol!

Anybody else need an explanation...

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Post by SATRAT on Sun 4 Apr 2010 - 20:46

sanshoe wrote:Yup... what part don't you understand satrat, and I'll try to explain it slowly. Duh! lol!

Anybody else need an explanation...


Thanks mate it's the bridal bit I don't understand rotflmao rotflmao

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Re: An Aussie joke.

Post by sanshoe on Sun 4 Apr 2010 - 22:15

Think your having a go at me here my friend Smile lol! , but just in case your not, you use a "Bridal" when riding a horse, hence the expression "you want the Bridal" the motel owner meant the Bridal suite, the Stockman missed the inference and said no, he would just hang on to his brides ears. Boom Boom. rotflmao

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Post by Vampire Girl on Thu 27 May 2010 - 8:16

Oh wow.. didn't need to read that one twice! But i did do a double take on that one... damn man you're dirty! Twisted Evil


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Re: An Aussie joke.

Post by sanshoe on Thu 27 May 2010 - 15:02

Vampire Girl wrote:Oh wow.. didn't need to read that one twice? But i did do a double take on that one... damn man you're dirty! Twisted Evil


Hey I just pass them on, I don't make them... Smile

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Post by Vampire Girl on Thu 27 May 2010 - 16:22

sanshoe wrote:
Vampire Girl wrote:Oh wow.. didn't need to read that one twice? But i did do a double take on that one... damn man you're dirty! Twisted Evil


Hey I just pass them on, I don't make them... Smile


Ahhh but i loved it! hahaha it was a good one! I have a friend who owns a horse farm.. I will have run it by her and see if she catches pun in the joke! hahaha lol!

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