The royals
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The royals
Apologies to any Monarchists...
Prince Charles had been invited to open the new Civic Centre
in the NSW town of Wagga Wagga.
It was a great day. The mayor and all the civic dignitaries were
lined up to greet the prince, bands were playing, and flags were
flying.
At last the big moment arrived. Escorted by motorcycle
policemen, the royal roller glided to a smooth halt beside the
red carpet.
A policeman opened the door and saluted. The crowd cheered.
And out of the car stepped his royal highness the Prince Of
Wales, heir apparent to the throne, direct descendant of a
thousand years of monarchy...wearing a hat made of fox fur,
complete with bushy tail hanging down behind.
Well, nobody was game to say anything, of course. The opening
ceremony duly went ahead, and nobody mentioned the hat.
But then, during lunch one of the local dignitaries, suitably
primed with a few large scotches, plucked up the courage to
broach the subject with His Royal Highness.
"Why the Fox Fur Hat?" the gentleman asked.
"Oh that" his HRH replied
'Well,ā as I was leaving the palace mummy called out:ā Charlies,
where are you orf to?", and I said I was orf to Wagga Wagga.
"And Iām sure she said "Wear The Fox Hat".
Prince Charles had been invited to open the new Civic Centre
in the NSW town of Wagga Wagga.
It was a great day. The mayor and all the civic dignitaries were
lined up to greet the prince, bands were playing, and flags were
flying.
At last the big moment arrived. Escorted by motorcycle
policemen, the royal roller glided to a smooth halt beside the
red carpet.
A policeman opened the door and saluted. The crowd cheered.
And out of the car stepped his royal highness the Prince Of
Wales, heir apparent to the throne, direct descendant of a
thousand years of monarchy...wearing a hat made of fox fur,
complete with bushy tail hanging down behind.
Well, nobody was game to say anything, of course. The opening
ceremony duly went ahead, and nobody mentioned the hat.
But then, during lunch one of the local dignitaries, suitably
primed with a few large scotches, plucked up the courage to
broach the subject with His Royal Highness.
"Why the Fox Fur Hat?" the gentleman asked.
"Oh that" his HRH replied
'Well,ā as I was leaving the palace mummy called out:ā Charlies,
where are you orf to?", and I said I was orf to Wagga Wagga.
"And Iām sure she said "Wear The Fox Hat".

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Re: The royals
Clever..

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Re: The royals
Apology not accepted
that said and leave the Irish alone
There was these two Fijians walking along the beach called Paddy & Murphy
that said and leave the Irish alone
There was these two Fijians walking along the beach called Paddy & Murphy


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