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Cardiologists Funeral

Post by sanshoe on Mon 31 May 2010 - 1:02

Cardiologist's Funeral

A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very
elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life...
A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following
the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.The heart
then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.


At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When
all eyes stared at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking
of my own funeral... I'm a gynaecologist.


The vicar fainted

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Re: Cardiologists Funeral

Post by Vampire Girl on Mon 31 May 2010 - 2:58

Guess one could say he'd have a happy snappy ending to his life!

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