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Post by LeslieG on Wed 23 Jun 2010 - 21:38

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound..

COWS, NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

*** And the WINNER is... ***


FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows Fxxking everything!

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Post by Vampire Girl on Thu 24 Jun 2010 - 17:24

I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha... rotflmao

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Post by sanshoe on Fri 2 Jul 2010 - 22:39

Vampire Girl wrote:I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha... rotflmao


Won't fit me, but check with Alby, he's into fishnets and high heels..... rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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Post by LeslieG on Mon 5 Jul 2010 - 0:18

sanshoe wrote:
Vampire Girl wrote:I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha... rotflmao


Won't fit me, but check with Alby, he's into fishnets and high heels..... rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao

Sorry, couldn't resist.


Could this lead to a civil war????????????? lol! lol! lol!

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Post by sanshoe on Mon 5 Jul 2010 - 0:43

Nah Les, just some friendly banter..... NSW and Victoria have always been fueding with each other.. lol!

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