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These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound..
COWS, NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
*** And the WINNER is... ***
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows Fxxking everything!
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
FREE PUPPIES.
Mother, a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog... able to leap tall fences in a single bound..
COWS, NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
*** And the WINNER is... ***
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica,
45 volumes.
Excellent condition.....£200 or best offer.
No longer needed; got married last month.
Wife knows Fxxking everything!

LeslieG- Jester

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Join date: 2009-11-03
Age: 65
Location: Lincoln
Re: Adverts
I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha...

Vampire Girl- Vampirette

- Posts: 537
Join date: 2010-03-22
Age: 39
Location: North Carolina
Re: Adverts
Vampire Girl wrote:I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha...![]()
Won't fit me, but check with Alby, he's into fishnets and high heels.....
Sorry, couldn't resist.
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sanshoe- 1Click SF

- Posts: 666
Join date: 2010-02-21
Age: 63
Location: Somewhere in paradise. N.S.W. Australia
Re: Adverts
sanshoe wrote:Vampire Girl wrote:I like the wedding dress ad. And well I don't need the Encyclopedia either... nor the husband.. so therefore i can now sell my wedding dress!!! any buyers? hahaha...![]()
Won't fit me, but check with Alby, he's into fishnets and high heels.....![]()
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Sorry, couldn't resist.
Could this lead to a civil war?????????????

LeslieG- Jester

- Posts: 181
Join date: 2009-11-03
Age: 65
Location: Lincoln
Re: Adverts
Nah Les, just some friendly banter..... NSW and Victoria have always been fueding with each other..
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sanshoe- 1Click SF

- Posts: 666
Join date: 2010-02-21
Age: 63
Location: Somewhere in paradise. N.S.W. Australia
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