Little Johnny

It was the end of the school year and the students were giving their teacher gifts.

The teacher knew the profession of the kids' parents so she would guess what they got her.


The florists daughter gave her a box, she put it over her head and shook it.
"Are they flowers?" asked the teacher, the student replied, "how did you know?"

Then the candy shop son came with a box, she put it over her head and said "Is it candy?
" The student said "how'd you know!!"

Then the liquor store owner's son, Johnny, came and the teacher saw the box leaking.

She put her tongue on it and sucked the juice and said "Is it wine?" Johnny shook his head.
Then she licked it again, "Vodka?"

Johnny replied "Nuh-uhn! It's a puppy!!!"




One day little Johnny was in class when the teacher let go of a ripper of a fart. She then turns around
and blames it on Johnny and says "Johnny stop that!" Johnny then jumps onto his desk and says "which way did it go!"


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Little Johnny was just being potty trained and his mom tried this new method with 6 steps:
1. Unbutton pants
2. Pull pants down
3. Pull foreskin back
4. Pee
5. Push foreskin forward
6. Pull pants up and button

She walked past the bathroom one day and heard Johnny going 1,2,3,4,5,6 and she was thinking she did good.

Then she walked past the next day and heard him saying real fast 3-5,3-5,3-5...