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The cosy dinner

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The cosy dinner

Post by LeslieG on Wed 17 Nov 2010 - 5:26

A man and woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.

Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.

The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table.

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in."

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Re: The cosy dinner

Post by 4hams on Wed 17 Nov 2010 - 12:11

LOL!!! Clapping

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Re: The cosy dinner

Post by bob2701 on Thu 18 Nov 2010 - 4:40

LOL beer

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